Friday, April 9, 2010
Boxes or Bags?
Sunday, April 4, 2010
18 Hour Timeouts
Flying is like the “timeout” for adults. You have to sit in a specific seat uncomfortably close to other people for hours, which is worse than sitting in a corner. You have to listen to the same exact lecture every time before you take off: No smoking, turn off electronics, put on your own mask before assisting others, blah, blah, blah. You are not allowed to get up or unbuckle your seat belt until you are told you can. But even when you can, only a few people on the plane can stand up at a time. You aren’t allowed dinner—maybe some peanuts or pretzels if you are lucky. But if you fall asleep you don’t get anything! They will tease you by giving you fizzy drinks, but as soon as it goes through our system they tell you we have hit “turbulence” so you can’t get up to go to the bathroom. Now that is punishment for adults. Now, if you were bad in time out, then you might not get your luggage back at the end of the day. Or maybe time has been stolen from you and the time changes made you miss an entire day.
Timeouts are rough for adults. And the worst part is that we pay money for it.